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MILK!
18:09 Dec 27 2005
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Milk
-Anthrax-
I woke up, can’t wait to eat
Got my cereal, boy was I beat
Opened the fridge, and to my dismay
There was no milk, my mother will pay
I want some milk!
My coffee grows cold
I want some milk!
I should’ve been told
I wish I had some goddamn milk
My cheerios just ain’t the same
I wish I had some goddamn milk
Too bad the milkman never came
I can’t go, out to the store
I’ll just wait ’till mommy buys more
I’ll just have, wheat thins and beer
If I get sick the toilet is near
Steely-eyed killer01:32 Dec 22 2005
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Today I had my M-14 requal at the shooting range. This is a yearly small arms qualification that I have to maintain for my job. (As well as 9mm pistol and riot shotgun) The course of fire requires shooting at a man-sized target at 250 feet.
I scored 40 out of 40.
I haven't shot in a year, so I'm rather pleased with this. :-)
We are SOOOO evil! LOL05:26 Dec 21 2005
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I was stranded at the Jeep dealership, this evening, for around 4 hours. There was a public access computer there, in the waiting area. So, of course, I decided to log onto the VR.
I entered the URL and was presented the following for my troubles:
"The Websense category "Non-Traditional Religions and Occult and Folklore" is filtered."
Tribute01:19 Dec 18 2005
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MITCH HEDBERG
1968 - 2005
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'"
Please, Daire...Don't Hurt 'Em01:12 Dec 18 2005
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Can't touch this!
Daire was listening to MC Hammer's "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Rap," tonight.
To think...he was calling ME gay, not minutes before.
THEN...he asked me if I'd ever seen the MC Hammer cartoon. I had not. I didn't even know it exhisted.
I told him to never call me gay, again.
Ahahahahahaha! Vic vic Vickie Vale!20:19 Dec 11 2005
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Armageddon03:15 Dec 09 2005
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This link goes to a download of a a audio zip file. The file is of a radio announcer telling an interesting tail. It is WELL worth your while to dowload and listen to this!!!
http://files.foundrymusic.com/MP3/Gerbil_Armaggeddon.zip
Heheheh...um....I dunno13:11 Dec 05 2005
Times Read: 911
Your 2005 Song Is
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
"My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating"
In 2005, you bummed everyone out. Like you care.
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To strive, to seek, to not find....00:07 Dec 04 2005
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I was trying to find my animal spirit guide and/or animal totem, today. The internet is not really the best place to find info on this. I was intstructed, in every case, to do a lot of meditation, facing different directions.
My determination was that I didn't have nearly enough pot handy to find my spirit guide.
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